Husband Mart (Funny Love Story)


A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love, kids.

The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think. What must be awaiting me further on?”

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

10 thoughts on “Husband Mart (Funny Love Story)

  1. LaBongSal ថ្ងៃសៅរ៍ ទី 28 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 1:58 ល្ងាច

    very nice story.

  2. Mai ថ្ងៃសៅរ៍ ទី 28 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 3:27 ល្ងាច

    oh my gosh so funny, yet so true….lol we are hard to please, but not impossible..it can be done! ha ha ha be patient u MEN! lolz

  3. បណ្ឌិត ថ្ងៃសៅរ៍ ទី 28 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 6:45 ល្ងាច

    totally agree….whoever ចែម៉ី និងចែណាៗទាំងអស់….impossible !!! but except ma honey hheheheh😀

  4. បណ្ឌិត ថ្ងៃសៅរ៍ ទី 28 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 6:48 ល្ងាច

    ខ្ញុំចង់ថា ចែម៉ៃ…មិនមែនម៉ី រ៉េសុំបញ្ជាក់ម៉ាឡងទៀត😀

  5. រចនា ថ្ងៃអាទិត្យ ទី 29 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 1:20 ព្រឹក

    😀

  6. រ៉ាមណា ថ្ងៃអាទិត្យ ទី 29 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 4:50 ល្ងាច

    not girls are hard to please but it just that we try to choose the best choice for us😛

  7. soursdey ថ្ងៃអាទិត្យ ទី 29 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 8:02 ល្ងាច

    I agree with paoun Ramana🙂 can’t blame us girls for wanting the best and can’t blame the girl in the story for going up to the sixth floor, she only wanted to satisfy her curiosity.

  8. Boeun ថ្ងៃចន្ទ ទី 30 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 8:17 ព្រឹក

    Can not blame the girl.

    អាណិត​ណាស់ អត់​ប្ដី​ដដែល ហាហា

  9. Chanroeun Pa ថ្ងៃចន្ទ ទី 30 ខែមិថុនា 2008 / 9:20 ព្រឹក

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  10. Vicheatra ថ្ងៃអង្គារ ទី 4 ខែសីហា 2009 / 7:46 ល្ងាច

    This story criticized women ha.. so funny!

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