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Installing Love (Cute Love Story)


Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?

Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Customer Service Rep: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before It can “LOVE”others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Customer Service Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…

Customer: Yes?

Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

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33 thoughts on “Installing Love (Cute Love Story)”

  1. បងបឿន មានបានសាកល្បងមើលនៅ? កុំថា វណ្ណដា មិនបានប្រាប់ណា៕?? ខ្ញុំនៅក្មេងធ្លាប់តែលឺគេនិយាយពីស្នេហា មិនដឹងរស់ជាតិវាយ៉ាងម៉េចទេ ចង់តែសាកល្បងម្តងអោយស្គាល់ជាតិ កិកិកិ ហាហា​ហា???

  2. បង បឿន​​ និង បង ម៉ន ប្រហែលជាមានបទបិសោធន៍ច្រើនហើយមើលទៅ!
    ទាក់ទងនឹងស្នេហា​ ជួយបង្រៀនវិជ្ជាគុណដល់ខ្ញុំផងមក! ខ្ញុំនៅក្មេងណាស់ណាមួយរវល់ការងារច្រើនផង មិនដែលបានភ្លក់ទេ
    តែនៅម្តុំរោងចក្រខ្ញុំនីស ពេលព្រលប់ឡើងរាប់រយគូរគេបណ្តើរគ្នាអោយត្រសង តែម៉ង មើលទៅគួរអោយច្រនែនគេណាស់ តែមិនដឹងធ្វើម៉េចចេះតែមិទភ្នែកខ្លះទៅ​ ពិភពលោកនេះចាំបាច់មានអាស្នែហា ស្នែហឺតនោះធ្វើអីហ្ន៉ ចង់ឆ្ងល់?????

  3. វណ្ណដា, ជួយមិនបានទេ ព្រោះធ្លាប់ប្រយុទ្ធចាញ់គេ អោយគេផ្តាច់សរសៃ
    ទាំង៣២ ហើយបាត់អស់កម្លាំងធាតុទៀត។ ទៅរកគ្រូផ្សេងចុះណា ឫសុំ
    រៀនពីបឿនក៏បាន ព្រោះគេនៅមានកម្លាំងធាតុស្តុកស្តម្ភ។ 😀

  4. I don’t know how to say about install love, some guy try to install many love soft, but still not run good hehehe but me now no more love install for any girl soft since I have been installing wife soft.
    **** * **** * * *********** *** * ****** ********* ***** * *** *
    Anyway I have some ideas before install love soft:
    – Check your Ram (money)that enough for temporary processing of love or not, because love soft sometimes come alone but sometimes come with many soft, you cannot custom them, so you guy should be check version, or kind of love software.
    – Make sure you have installed some software before such as hurt, cry, boring, pain, beg, jealous, patient… software
    I have many advices but will be tell later… Anyway if you guy try to test many of love software, please you Antivirus like (number one, OK…)otherwise you gonna get some VIP virus AIDS, Appetite B/C, TB and some more..

  5. បង ម៉នទំនងជាត្រូវបានគេរំលាយវិជ្ជាគុនបាត់ហើយមើលទៅ បានជានិយាយទាំងញ័រមាត់តាត្រិត !!!! កុំភ័យល្បង ម៉នខ្ញុំអើយចាំពេលខ្ញុំមាន វិជ្ជាគុនពេញខ្លួននោះ ខ្ញុំនឹងផ្ទេរអោយបង​ នូវវិជ្ជាគុន​បក្សសៅលិញ តាម៉ង​ កិកិកិ ហាសហា៎ហាហាហា

  6. វណ្ណដា, គឺត្រូវបិសាចមុខស្រស់រំលាយអស់ហើយ តែមិនខឹងទេ
    ព្រោះមកពីវិជ្ជាគុនមិនដល់គេ។ 😀

    ស្រីភា, គឺបាត់កម្លាំងធាតុនិងវិជ្ជាគុណហ្នឹងណា។ 😀

  7. Ey ya, install love program na, install madorng madorng barn hey…hean tey install alot pek proyat phas jorm false love program neong…ERROR hey…….ERROR turn into virus, Virus Kills Heart, Heart neong kor BOOOOM explode morng! dol explode, have to re-install, re-program and set up the system again. Ey ya alot of work nasss….so before installing the love program plz read the fine print on the bottom called LOVE TERMS AND CONDITIONS phorng! ha haha ber accept plz tick ber min accept te plz dont try and download…it will ERROR Heuy! ha ha ha ha but wat a cute story! ha ha ha ha ha

  8. អូយ! បងនិយាយលេងហ្នឹងណា។
    ទាក់ទងស្នេហាប្រៀបបានដូចជាការទាញយកប្រូក្រាមពីអ៊ីធើណិត
    ទោះបីដឹងថាប្រូក្រាមនោះល្អត្រឹមត្រូវ ក៏មិនអាចដឹងថាវាគ្មាននាំមក
    នូវវីរុស virus ឫអត់ទេ។
    ដែលបងថាបិសាចនោះ គឺសំដៅទៅលើវីរុសហ្នឹងឫង។
    ចំណែកវិជ្ជាគុណនោះ គឺជាប្រូក្រាមការពារ្ antivirus ហ្នឹង។
    ដូច្នេះ អ្វីៗដែលយើងប្រព្រឹត្ត យើងមិនអាចដឹងមួយរយភាគរយនៃ
    លិតផលជាមុនទេ ច្រើនតែដឹងក្រោយការប្រព្រឹត្តរួច។
    តែបើយើងមិនប្រព្រឹត្ត យើងក៏មិនអាចដឹងអំពីផលបានដែរ។
    អញ្ចឹង យើងត្រូវតែទទួលខុសត្រូវដោយខ្លួនឯង ចំពោះអ្វីៗ
    ដែលយើងបានប្រព្រឹត្ត។

  9. I have a lot of love program. If you want to install come to get it free from me lolz. :-$

    និយាយ​កុំ​ឱ្យ​ប្រពន្ធ​ខ្ញុំ​ឮ 😀 ។ បើ​ចង់​ដំឡើង​កម្មវិធី​ហ្នឹង​ត្រូវ​ពិចារណា​តាម​អត្ថបទ​ខាង​លើង​ហ្នឹង​​ចុះ បើ​តម្រូវការ​គ្រប់គ្រាន់​ហើយ បានន័យ​ថា​យើង​ត្រៀមខ្លួន​រួច​ហើយ។ ដំឡើង​ហើយ វា​នឹង​មាន​សេវា​ប្រើ​ដោយ​ឥត​គិត​ថ្លៃ​អស់​មួយ​ជីវិត។ សេវា​វា​ច្រើន​ណាស់ រាប់​មិន​អស់​ទេ​មើល​ទៅ 😉

    កុំភ្លេច​ណា! ខ្ញុំ​មាន​កម្មវិធី​ច្រើន​ណាស់ តែ​សម្រាប់​ខាង​នារីៗ​ទេ 😀

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